The Hottie and the Nottie

Yeah. It's Paris Hilton.

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Stars: 1 out of 5

Rating: PG-13

Trailer:



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Thoughts:
No, really! Paris Hilton actually starred in a movie. It's called "The Hottie and the Nottie" and it came out only last year. I could pick at the minor details, and point out some of the flaws of this movie in general, but let's just be blunt.

Paris Hilton's acting is so bad, it's out of this reality.

She has only one facial expression, she always speaks at the same pitch and volume, and you can never tell where she's looking for some reason. Her performance is so unbelievable, it actually reminds me of the spoof-y acting in films like Scary Movie. One wonders if this is actually a fair representation of her acting ability (frightening thought) or just how she normally is (even more frightening thought).

About the actual movie, it's a fairly predictable plot, some funny moments, and some gross-ly weird ones. Kind of like a cross between a chick flick and a Step Brothers type movie. Even with a stronger actress than Hilton, it probably would have only gotten about 3 stars from me.
xoxo
-J